1. sammyinhalloweentown:

    I like to think that Charlie actually gets more worried an stressed out when he doesn’t hear noise in the Windsor house…

    He’s not able to appreciate the silence and calmness anymore, so when he goes to college he takes this kind of baby monitor thing that Drew and Satoru modified so it works long distance and he just hears to the madness that is the Windsor house on a daily basis and calls the boys once in a while so they behave 

  2. greenbergstan:

    So I was just messing around on the warblerland weebly and then

    "Spencer and Justin taught Danny how to drive."

    Justin. Taught Danny. English Justin. From England. Where people drive on the opposite side of the road than they do in America. How did that end up as anything other than a train wreck.

  3. triptone:

    Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

    She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

    She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

    "Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

    Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

  4. pieandhotdogs:

    elderleaves:

    spamanos:

    zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

    "IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

    — Hades at some point probably

    I laughed way too hard at this.

  5. leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

    princess-romanova:

    So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

    image

    And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

    image

    My mum is the best 

    Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

  6. The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone.

    — 

    Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final

    headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus

    (via castiowl)

  7. schrodingersowen:

    important headcanons to consider:

    • can they use chopsticks
    • what do they do when they cant sleep
    • what would they impulse buy at the grocery store
    • what order do they wash things in the shower
    • what’s their coffee order
    • what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone
    • how do they act around children
    • what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on

  8. Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.

    — (via harrystylesno)

    (Source: ispeakquotes.com)

  9. magicmumu:

    infinitefandoms:

    strangerinsidethetardis:

    fairgroundsoldier:

    i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

    #we all read better fanfiction

    #we all WRITE better fanfiction

    #And we all can tell the difference between BDSM and nonconsensual abuse (swanqueenistruelove)

    (Source: hannibalitus)

  10. reallyfoxnews:

    Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

    The brunette part is really important.

  11. lionsarah:

    THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

    SO GOD DAMN MUCH

    SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

    AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

    (Source: felixdawkins)

  12. sassydragon:

    sassydragon:

    but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

    the size of puppies

    and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

    the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

  13. http://cpcoulter.tumblr.com/post/93219682588/raksolnikov-parenting-tip-talk-to-your-kids →

    raksolnikov:

    parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids…

    (Source: scullysass)

  14. Children’s and YA books are about being brave and kind, about learning wisdom and love, about that journey into and through maturity that we all keep starting, and starting again, no matter how old we get. I think that’s why so many adults read YA: we’re never done coming of age.

    — Betsy Cornwell, interview in Uncommon YA (via betsycornwell)

    (Source: lady-adventurer)

  15. THE DALTON FANDOM IS BACK YOU SORRY BASTARDS

    piratepixies: